May 20, 2013   20730 Notes.

#i fucking love mermaids

May 20, 2013   263 Notes.

victoriousvocabulary:

BÊTE NOIRE

[noun]

1. French: literally, “black beast”.

2. something especially hated or dreaded; a bugbear; something to be avoided.

3. a detested person.

[Martynas Pavilonis]

#gettin monsterlock feels

May 20, 2013   538 Notes.

(Source: horrordolls, via joanwatsonss)

#tentaclees #gpoy #aquatic shit

May 20, 2013   15781 Notes.

pastelmorgue:

I feel you

pastelmorgue:

I feel you

(Source: seltzerlizard, via kiddotrue)

#actually me #gpoy #ciaomunch

May 20, 2013   7 Notes.

theruffledmuffin:

Because it’s obvious their love is true. All aboard the SS MichiKatz.

oh hey look falka it’s us, as a ship, as a cat
PERFECT

theruffledmuffin:

Because it’s obvious their love is true. All aboard the SS MichiKatz.

oh hey look falka it’s us, as a ship, as a cat

PERFECT

#traumachu #katzensprotte #traumakatz #theruffledmuffin #MUFFIN THIS IS PERFECT

May 20, 2013   37 Notes.

venvephe:

George Lazenby isn’t my favorite Bond, but the scene where he wears a kilt  as James Bond in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service…wow instant boner

One of the women writes her room number on Bond’s thigh in lipstick; upon seeing it I thought of John in that position but with Sherlock doing the writing…. It was also a nice excuse to draw John in a kilt, and some strong man thighs ;)

#john you kawaii fuck #john watson #in a kilt #with lipstick on his thighs #HNNNNGH #the lipstick

May 20, 2013   196 Notes.

abitto:

traumachu:

I reached 300, so you guys get your porn!! This was originally inspired by Archia’s amazing Greaserlock picture that she drew for You Give Me Fever, because I could. not. stop. staring. at. it.
John’s room is a fortress of innocence; palatial really, the way he’s constructed it for himself with his walls of summer-sky and movie posters, escapist windows into other worlds where he loses himself for a little while. Sherlock knows all about losing himself; in John’s skin and in his flesh, in the sound of John’s voice panting in his ear, those needy little sounds of desperation when Sherlock teasingly palms his cock. John’s skin is soft with youth but he doesn’t bruise easy, no, made of hardier stuff than that - and Sherlock knows with exacting sureness at what pressure he bruises - he’d taken it upon himself to personally acquire that most important bit of knowledge. John’s body like parchment inviting the bruising, mark him here, there, make sure he’s yours. Make it tabula rasa; rub out the old scars and start all over again. John has to be quiet, remember; maybe not so much with his mother home and sodden down with drink, but when Harry’s home they turn up the record player loud  so that rock and roll drowns out the sounds of whimpers and moans, and John’s mouth is covered with Sherlock’s hand, his palm, sometimes sucking wetly on the fingers pushed inside - for comfort. Or he muffles himself with his own hand, the sheet, a balled up tie once, satin pushed against the back of his teeth, soaking up saliva on his tongue. The sound of a moan is a precious thing. When it flutters out of John’s mouth from the way Sherlock rubs inside his body, Sherlock wants to take that sound and pin it like a specimen. What a luxury it is to waste it, then, force it out with thrusts of his hips and to hear it mangled by the wet sounds made from fingers rubbing against a dripping tongue.  

 Bite the pillow, Sherlock encourages him when he turns him over, has him face-down so he can fuck him right and proper. Inside John is where he finds himself again: John’s body tight and clasping around him, shuddering and small beneath him, the press of their bodies together, chest to back and heart to heart. Thought of this, something like this, many a time watching John walk by in the school hallways, idle daydreams of having him against the lockers or over a desk or even over a locker room bench.

Never in a bed, never thought that far, never in the intimate sanctuary of John’s own room where he has him now, moaning into a pillow and small hands fisting into the sheets, pushing back against Sherlock as he pins him and fucks him hard. Scrape of his teeth against John’s skin and Sherlock bites down on the bad shoulder; remaking the area of injury into something that can belong to him. Fucks him like he wants to crawl up inside of him, figure him from the inside out and indeed that would be just fine. John’s little body just made for sex and vice from the way he shudders with pleasure around Sherlock’s cock filling him up. John is  mumbling, words unintelligible and Sherlock never wanting to miss a word has to lean in close, tug John’s hair with his fingers to tilt his head back brushing deceptively sweet kisses against the side of his face. 

“What is it?” Sherlock prompts him, breath hot and panting, his cock buried to the hilt inside of John.
“Sherlock,” John says, “more.”

Porn is such good inspiration


OH GOD IT’S PORN ABITTO YOU DREW PORN FOR ME OH GOD I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW DID I MISS THIS
JESUS
sorry everyone this blog is temporarily NSFW
sajdsjkdsklsdlkdslkjdkhdsd
skjdskljdsklds
skjskj
THANK
I’m being totally spoiled with art i love you fandom ;_;

abitto:

traumachu:

I reached 300, so you guys get your porn!! This was originally inspired by Archia’s amazing Greaserlock picture that she drew for You Give Me Fever, because I could. not. stop. staring. at. it.

John’s room is a fortress of innocence; palatial really, the way he’s constructed it for himself with his walls of summer-sky and movie posters, escapist windows into other worlds where he loses himself for a little while. Sherlock knows all about losing himself; in John’s skin and in his flesh, in the sound of John’s voice panting in his ear, those needy little sounds of desperation when Sherlock teasingly palms his cock. John’s skin is soft with youth but he doesn’t bruise easy, no, made of hardier stuff than that - and Sherlock knows with exacting sureness at what pressure he bruises - he’d taken it upon himself to personally acquire that most important bit of knowledge. John’s body like parchment inviting the bruising, mark him here, there, make sure he’s yours. Make it tabula rasa; rub out the old scars and start all over again. John has to be quiet, remember; maybe not so much with his mother home and sodden down with drink, but when Harry’s home they turn up the record player loud  so that rock and roll drowns out the sounds of whimpers and moans, and John’s mouth is covered with Sherlock’s hand, his palm, sometimes sucking wetly on the fingers pushed inside - for comfort. Or he muffles himself with his own hand, the sheet, a balled up tie once, satin pushed against the back of his teeth, soaking up saliva on his tongue. The sound of a moan is a precious thing. When it flutters out of John’s mouth from the way Sherlock rubs inside his body, Sherlock wants to take that sound and pin it like a specimen. What a luxury it is to waste it, then, force it out with thrusts of his hips and to hear it mangled by the wet sounds made from fingers rubbing against a dripping tongue.  


Bite the pillow, Sherlock encourages him when he turns him over, has him face-down so he can fuck him right and proper. Inside John is where he finds himself again: John’s body tight and clasping around him, shuddering and small beneath him, the press of their bodies together, chest to back and heart to heart. Thought of this, something like this, many a time watching John walk by in the school hallways, idle daydreams of having him against the lockers or over a desk or even over a locker room bench.


Never in a bed, never thought that far, never in the intimate sanctuary of John’s own room where he has him now, moaning into a pillow and small hands fisting into the sheets, pushing back against Sherlock as he pins him and fucks him hard. Scrape of his teeth against John’s skin and Sherlock bites down on the bad shoulder; remaking the area of injury into something that can belong to him. Fucks him like he wants to crawl up inside of him, figure him from the inside out and indeed that would be just fine. John’s little body just made for sex and vice from the way he shudders with pleasure around Sherlock’s cock filling him up. John is  mumbling, words unintelligible and Sherlock never wanting to miss a word has to lean in close, tug John’s hair with his fingers to tilt his head back brushing deceptively sweet kisses against the side of his face.


“What is it?” Sherlock prompts him, breath hot and panting, his cock buried to the hilt inside of John.


“Sherlock,” John says, more.

Porn is such good inspiration

OH GOD IT’S PORN ABITTO YOU DREW PORN FOR ME OH GOD I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW DID I MISS THIS

JESUS

sorry everyone this blog is temporarily NSFW

sajdsjkdsklsdlkdslkjdkhdsd

skjdskljdsklds

skjskj

THANK

I’m being totally spoiled with art i love you fandom ;_;

#greaserlock #abitto #traumachu #My fic #nsfw #nsfw for ts #porn

May 20, 2013   8417 Notes.

Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.

But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I’ve been burned in the past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person. And then he asks me on a date.

I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship. I tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He doesn’t answer my calls or e-mails; if we’d been making plans to do something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and lukewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend-zone, and now he can’t see me as friend material.

I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I’m a nice girl. I have a lot to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males just don’t want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can’t help it, I guess; it’s just how they’re wired, biologically. Evolution conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that they hunted mammoths with. It’s true—I know this because I studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class.

So what’s the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to appeal to the friendship centers of men’s primal lizardbrains? Should I keep making guy “friends” and then prevent them from making a move on me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all? I don’t know. I mean, I’d really like to have a true friendship with a guy someday, but it’s so hard to trust and respect them when they never say what they mean—and you never know when you might be relegated to the girlfriend-zone.

(via bigfatfeminist)

#this hurts because it's true #nice guys

May 20, 2013   144 Notes.

johnnybooboo:

oh did i forget to post this how silly of me

oh my cOD

johnnybooboo:

oh did i forget to post this how silly of me

oh my cOD

#johnnybooboo #asdsyusjhfsk.hfdslkjslk #deni what the hell #are you kidding me #are you trying to kill me #tunalock

May 20, 2013   7324 Notes.

#grease #irene is like rizzo

May 20, 2013   3537 Notes.

#aquatic shit #octopus #octopodes #cuties

May 20, 2013   6 Notes.

johnnybooboo:

traumachu replied to your post: i wanna kiss u, u beautiful creature of majesty

deni your anons are the bestthat’s how I know u have quality blahg

/pets face suggestively and whispers in your ear

you wanna find an elevator or would you rather ride my helicopter

what is it about lifts? I ask as I stare into your gray eyes contemplatively

I flush. every five seconds. the toilet is still working. 

#johnnybooboo #fifty shades of purple #deni this is perfect #you are a quality person and i love you

May 20, 2013   9251 Notes.

seventy-five-percent-water:

Gymnosomata, commonly known as Sea Angels. An apt name- the sea angels are the ethereal, translucent, fluttering angels of the sea. 

In hard scientific terms, they’re small swimming sea slugs, but we’ll pass over that for now and just admire how delicately beautiful these wonderful creatures are.

(via roosterblue)

#aquatic shit #uwu #cuties

May 20, 2013   575 Notes.

johnnybooboo:

so happy together

kicks towards you ヽ( ̄ ̄;)ノ

I accept this au wholly with all of its great angst

#screech #johnnybooboo #SCREAMS AT U DENI #this is fucking awesome #THE SEX LOOKS WONDERFUL

May 20, 2013   33 Notes.

against-stars:

kixxarse:

mizshellytee:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

kixxarse:

i’m all for crossing gender lines, switching roles, but Elementary is just getting carried away.

Oh, you mean it’s TOO amazing and progressive and fantastic? 

Translation: Not enough cishet white dudes. Zzzzz….

No. I mean it’s a classic and classic are classics for a reason and you shouldn’t mess with them too much. And if one or the other was woman, fine. But when you start making everyone a female character…Change it up a different way. Make someone gay or something.

And trust me, I’m right there with all the strong female characters who should have their own story lines. I was the girl constantly getting into fight with boys because they told me I couldn’t. Buffy was my idol. More Disney characters like Mulan and Merida and Tiana need to come out.

I’m just saying that there is such a thing as messing with a story line too much and still call it by the original.

being “classics” doesn’t make things sacred and untouchable, whatever this nebulous “reason” is that they have for being deemed classic. hell, more “classics” could stand to be ~messed with~ and given some more inclusive race- and gender-swaps like elementary has done.

not to mention the fact that arthur conan doyle himself, who is pretty much the only person who gets any right to disapprove of changes to his story, legitimately said that he basically couldn’t care any less about sherlock holmes if he actively tried his hardest, he had that few fucks to give about it. he straight up could not be fucking bothered. some playwright wrote to him asking if he could make some change to the story, and acd’s reply was something along the lines of, “marry him or murder him, i don’t give a single tiny fuck.”

so if acd didn’t give a shit about the ~classicness~ of the sherlock holmes canon, i fail to see why anyone else should let it restrict them.

#oh god #not the women #too many women #all over the place #seriously this is so stupid #elementary

Sweeetposh Themes